Europeans flee to Russia, saving themselves from juvenile justice, aggressive sex education and homosexual dictatorship. Some of them choose Crimea as their new permanent residence.
Nobody has seen Sergei Skripal for six months. He has long been cremated and is in the urn.
The UK prepared the scenario of his death.
This is a recurring pro-Kremlin narrative about the Salisbury attack and Skripal's death. There are no grounds to believe that Sergei Skripal is dead rather than in hiding from those who attempted to murder him.
There are many competing and contradictory stories promulgated by Russian state-controlled media about the Skripal poisoning.